Sick Day

Well I'm back and this time I have a sick kid in tow. What happened to the days when playing hooky felt good?? I have a day off and all I can think about is work! Darn you responsibility!!!!

Bubblegum Blues

Why does cheap bubblegum feel like it's made from recycled pink tires? My jaw is super ripped and muscley now. I'm gonna enter an IRONMANdible competition.

Welcome to my brain

Greetings to the millions of readers who are no doubt reading this blog. I'm not really much of a blogger, however, when I stumbled across this page I decided to give it a go. As we all know, the corpus callosum is that small bundle of stuff connecting the right and left side of our brains. I foresee my blog being a mixture of left side logic and right side wackiness, or "Andyisms," as my wife calls them. Enough rambling about that for now. Anyway, welcome to corpos callosum and enjoy the ride.